I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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