So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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