I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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