I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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