he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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