Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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