hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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