Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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