And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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