i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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