I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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