yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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