I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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