She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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