Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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