Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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