C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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