: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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