U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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