Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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