I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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