discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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