She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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