Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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