Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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