my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Randomize
