we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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