peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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