Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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