she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We need to get me chipped asap
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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