i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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