Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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