Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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