Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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