this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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