The brown eye won't let me do that either.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I currently don't understand fingers.
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