You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Sext me about skeletons
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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