One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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