My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
