You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You pole danced in your parka.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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