Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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