i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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