I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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