The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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