Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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