I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
