If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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