Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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