So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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