We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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