Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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