bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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