put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We named our party play list daddy issues
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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