Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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