So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I pour the whiskey from now on
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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